How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!