How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!