How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What did one ISIS member say to another?

IED mubarak..

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience