Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did the broken bridge say?

I have truss issues.

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.