How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people in denial does it take to change a lightbulb?

There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.