What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common?

Tons of koffing spawns.