How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!