None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
They're always picking on him.
Camenbert