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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!