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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on