Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What town should a "mountain oyster" festival be held in?

Oxnard, CA

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole?

An ISISicle!

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen