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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

Afganistan Jokes More Afganistan Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on