Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

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What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text?

Poe-etry

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

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How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

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Why are Batman and black man different?

Bat man can go a whole night without robin

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.