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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!