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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

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Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

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When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

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Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves