How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.