How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Just one. From Chuck Norris.