How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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The lottery.

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Because it's stoned.

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.