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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?