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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?