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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.