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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.