How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.