How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

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Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!