Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent