What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?

Darn it!

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Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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He used cowculus!

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Ge-gnome therapy

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house