How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

How many Duggar does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw children, not light bulbs.