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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What's got four legs and no ears?

Mike Tyson's dog.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.