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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."