What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Ben Jokes More Ben Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

Who's there! Ben! Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door all morning!

Crawl Jokes More Crawl Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail the other hand to the floor.

What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine?

50 shades of grey's anatomy