What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Who's there! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who?

Ben and Anna split!

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.