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What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

What's white and crawls up your leg?

Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.