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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.