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How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Basilian.

How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How many startup CEOs does it take to change a light bulb?

Change a light bulb Pfft! We are game changers.