Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Life eventually ends.
The Grudge at a rave.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.