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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

Rant Jokes More Rant Jokes

What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Rave Jokes More Rave Jokes

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Hugh Jokes More Hugh Jokes

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer