How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

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What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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Why are mexicans bad firefighters?

Because they cant tell jose from hose B

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.