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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.