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What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

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How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield