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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.