What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.