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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you