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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?

What " "A mole ester"

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare