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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?