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What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute