What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.