What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

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I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Grant.

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They are always going the Wong way.

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There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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He feigned ted.