What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do Asian pirates say?

ELLLLLLL!!!