How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

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Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What does Drew Carey have in his driveway?

Cleveland Rocks!

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What do you call an Asian lobster?

A crustasian

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How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

They're still in your driveway

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.