What did the blind paraplegic child get for Christmas?

Cancer. Happy New Year's folks!

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What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why can't a Christmas tree walk?

Because it." "Ugh, that's so."

What's Christmas called in England?

Yule Britannia!

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How many seconds are in a year?

Only 12. One for every month.

What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.