What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!