What did the cripple get for Christmas?

Wii Fit

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What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!

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What did the cripple get for Christmas?

Wii Fit

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit