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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.