What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.