What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout