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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.