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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.