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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.