What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

Double Amputee Jokes More Double Amputee Jokes

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From