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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.