What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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He had a loco motive.

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What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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So ve it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What did the engineer say to the bridge after it had collapsed?

I trussed you.