Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives