What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

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Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you call a Japanese pirate?

J-Peg.

Ninjas Jokes More Ninjas Jokes

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

Tupac - Biggie Smalls - Eazy E - Meek Mills