They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.
Shakitori!
Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)
Sneakers!
As many as want to be!
Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)
Where my dogs at?
We throw away the rappers.