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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!