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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.