What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Why did the Farmer win a Nobel-Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!