What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.