How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!