What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.