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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test