What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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How are Lindsay Lohan and the Note 7 alike?

The both leave your crotch on fire

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog