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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard