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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs and engineers alike?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog