What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!