What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.