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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

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Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!