What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.