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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!