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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet