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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.