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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

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How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

Whats so good about German cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.