What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Previous Random Joke Next

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Samsung Note Jokes More Samsung Note Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

Follower Jokes More Follower Jokes

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.