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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!