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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

What do all Japanese Airmen wear eye patches?

Because they're pirots!