What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Who is Ed McMahon's favorite Japanese Filmmaker?

Hiyooooo Miyazaki.

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave