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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

A weeafood

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining