What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neal

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?

It never ends.